April 2012
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March 2012
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memories, like bullets, they fired at me like a...
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Fall Out Boy || Homesick at Space Camp
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“You saw the young ones walking all tight and high…and you hated their proudness,...”
– Charles Bukowski - Portions from a Wine-Stained Notebook: Uncollected Stories and Essays (via henrycharlesbukowski)
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The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
Cosmo sex tip #301:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
“Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind and therefore is winged Cupid...”
– A midsummer nights dream (via wherehastherumgone)
Happy Gondorian New Year!
eowynlotr08:
“‘But in Gondor the New Year will always now begin upon the twenty-fifth of March when Sauron fell, and when you were brought out of the fire to the King.’” - Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, pg. 247
#party like it’s 3019! #because it is
this must be the reasoning behind our insanity last night
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“When you’re an addict, you can go without feeling anything except drunk or...”
– Chuck Palahniuk - “Choke” (via coooode)
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“there is something wrong with me
besides
melancholia.”
– Charles Bukowski (via haereticum)